Be More Descriptive

My mom came home from work today a little later than usual. I was getting dressed while I heard her call out to me. I went to her to see what she needed and she asked me to go with her to Michael's and Jo-Ann's. I agreed and went back into my room to tidy up a bit. As I was sitting on the computer, I could hear her asking my dad a few questions, something about animals. I couldn't really hear with the TV turned up and the announcer describing the Lakers game. After a few more calls I came out of my room to accompany my mom with some errands she wished to run.

In the van my mom decided to ask me the same questions as she had asked my dad.

Mom: "Describe what you think a dog means to you."

Renn: "Furry."

Mom: "A cat."

Renn: "Yucky."

Mom: "A rat."

Renn: "Disgusting."

Mom: "Coffee."

Renn: "Bitter."

Mom: "The ocean."

Renn: "Salty... What does this all mean?"

Mom: "A dog is what you think of yourself (laughs). You think you're furry."

Renn: "Uh huh... Hmm..."

Mom: "A cat is what you think of your partner. You think Lang is yucky!"

Renn: "...and a rat?"

Mom: "...is what you think of your enemies. Coffee is what you think your love/sex life is. Your dad said the same thing as you!"

Renn: "Ehh..."

Mom: "And the ocean means your life."

Renn: "Great. I'm furry and my partner is yucky. My dad and I think the same about our sex life. What kind of game is this?!"

Later on that night, while we were watching TFC, I decide to ask Lang the same questions. And his following answers were:

Dog - "Nice."

Cat - "Alright."

Rat - "Alright."

Coffee - "I don't like it."

I forgot what he said about the ocean, but whatever! He doesn't like coffee!? Fine! No more coffee for him! Haha... Mmhmm!

This is me at Disneyland next to the churro stand. I did not get a churro that day. I'll tell you more later. Gonna go join Lang and watch the last seven minutes of the Simpsons.